Author Archives: Staff

The staff at the CallTheCops are all people who now or at one time did work as police, firefighters, in EMS and even dispatch.

City to issue official badges to Police Wives

After a rash of incidents where women tried to claim to be married to cops to get out of arrests one chief is now issuing badges his officer’s wives. The Chief in Coniux says this is a move to avoid future confusion and embarrassment.

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EMT on suspension after pooping pants three shifts in a row

EMT Eric Stercus decided to lose some weight for New Years. After talking to friends and co-workers he decided to add a high fiber body detox cleanse to his weight loss regime. Unfortunately the high fiber detox made bowl movements too easy and multiple pant filling accidents have taken place.

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Mayor DeBlasio looking to disband the NYPD

In the wake of recent events the Mayor of New York city is looking at options to disband the NYPD. Sources close to the Mayor tell CallTheCops that between NYPD cops disrespecting the Mayor and the current work slowdown it is obvious the NYPD is beyond help.

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Kelly Grayson kicks off EMS civil war

Over the weekend EMS Blogger Kelly Grayson fired the first shot in what is quickly becoming known as the EMS Civil War. That shot came in the form of a simple Facebook post stating he was going to unlike a number unprofessional EMS Facebook pages.

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