Amazon’s Drone Testing prompts dozens of 911 calls over NYC.

New York City’s 911 System received Dozens of frantic calls yesterday sources are telling us. It all started when several thousand people spotted 2 small unmanned aircraft chasing each other thru the sky’s of NYC. It seems Amazon has gone ahead with the “testing phrase” of their Drone Service. A system developed to deliver goods purchased from them within a few hours.

The FDNY and NYPD responded to several of these calls for ” unknown Flying objects” In Manhattan and over Brooklyn. One 911 call Reported that the 2 have collided forcing a huge Response Near Brooklyn’s Floyd Bennit field.

Turns out There was no crash. One mother Miss Melissa Smith Had this to say after complaining to us on what she and her daughter witnessed. She told us that one of the drones was gray and had the Writing USAF Which is a Military Drone and the other all black and read Amazon Prime. She went on to tell us that the Amazon drone appeared to be “Humping” or trying to mate with the Military style drone.

Sources close to the Pentagon Confirmed That the USAF was indeed over the sky’s of NYC to Help Amazon Film the testing phrase and that similar to the movie Wall-E where 2 robots totally different fell in love. So the Amazon Drone was indeed trying to “hook up” with the USAF’s Drone.

It looked like a part from the movie “JUNGLE FEVER” One Witness told us. Soon as the Black Drone saw the Little Gray Drone, it was love at first site. Apparently it chased the military’s Drone for hours trying to get it’s number one source said.

Even more scary is the intended package that was to be Delivered never made it to its testing location. Instead the Amazon drone ditched it over the bay in Staten island so it could chase the USAF drone faster. Forcing a panic from amazon officials watching the whole test play out on closed circuit TV.The USAF Drone Stationed At a hanger in New Jersey, has now began to receive delivered gifts of Boxes of Oil 10w/40 and WD-40 From the Amazon drone. Forcing the military to serve Amazon with a restrain order and harassment charges on their testing drone.

Embarrassed Amazon officials admit that their little testing drone is love sick. He wont work, he wont deliver anything all he does is sit in the corner and Google pictures of the USAF drones. Right now Amazon is urging the Military to Drop the restraining order and allow the 2 drones to spend a weekend a month together but as of now the military is unwilling to try to resolve this issue. Amazon has began building a newer Drone without the “emotions”.

No word on when Amazon will begin testing again.