After seeing the successful launch of Wal-Mart EMS, Winn city officials have contracted with the mega-store Costco for the day-to-day operations of the police department.
Read More »The Rock in negotiations to head Secret Service
Sources inside the US Secret Service tell CallTheCops that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is being asked to head the agency. After demoralizing mistakes in Presidential security the USSS sees a need for an inspirational leader.
Read More »Obama considering national house arrest quarantine to combat ebola
Earlier this week the first case Ebola in the USA was reported. In response the CDC is recommending that all Americans be confined to house arrest for four weeks to prevent spreading the illness.
Read More »Wisconsin Police chief tells protesters “Stop comparing my cops to big city Police”
Chief Raymond Nitschke from the the city of Hornungberg police department had choice words for anti police protesters. The issue at hand was Hornungberg getting surplus military equipment.
Read More »Obama demilitarized cops: demands police return all military surplus
Today the Obama administration made an surprise announcement. All the free, or low cost, military equipment police received from the Department of Defense will be returned immediately
Read More »Obama signs executive order forcing all police officers to wear body cameras
In the wake of multiple incidents of police violence President Obama has taken steps to prevent future issues with the use of body cameras
Read More »Missing EMTs do not have Ebola, but a STD instead.
We reported on Aug 6, 2014 that up to 15 EMS workers were missing after a call at a local motel. Today all 15 have been accounted for, and the truth is rather "out there."
Read More »Hacker replaces Police Mugshot database with LOL Cat photos
Murilega Police made a startling discovery overnight when booking an arrestee. Their mug shot database has been hacked and all the photos replaced with LOL Cat Meme photos.
Read More »ATF raids civilian air show, confiscates historic WWII airplanes
In what the ATF called operation “D-Day”, agents made a daring late night raid on EAA grounds to confiscate all the civilian owned WWII military planes.
Read More »Tactical Porn destroying the Law Enforcement profession
Pick up any police magazine, go to any police web page, the predominate images will be SWAT teams. This so called “Tactical Porn” is brining an end to police professionalism and heralding in police militarization.
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