Re-Designed Firearms to Hit Market in 2014.

Several firearm manufacturers have confirmed several newly designed firearms to hit the market Jan 1 of 2014.
Company spokesmen have stated that due to children and young adults having so much game time on Playstations’ and X-Box’s they are already familiar to a game control type system when operating firearms. Accuracy rates are astounding when it comes to operating firearms in a non-reality gaming environment. In an effort to stem gun violence we want criminals and legal gun owners alike to be comfortable with our products from the start.
We have a modified semi auto firearm that we added a blue, green, and yellow button to the slide. All three buttons can be pressed by using a simple combination of forefinger, index finger and thumb. If the user double clicks at the beginning of each shot they will get a 3 round burst. Each firearm will have a battery operated on off button and you will need a passcode to operate the firearm. Your passcode can be re-used on any gaming system to allow uniformity and ease of use.
We will also be offering a joystick version, and a Glock with a rumble pack implanted in the grip.
Police Departments across the nation are excited about this product and have already sent in requests for test models. Police Departments across the nation cite their new recruits are already primed for the range if they can use a product that is similar to their home gaming systems. The Department of Homeland Security has already purchased 100 million firearms and 50 million copies of Duck Hunt.