Hero’s Not Wanted!

What started out as a normal Flight from NYC’s Local airport to Vegas turned into a life and death situation last June. A Flight attendant remembers the flight all too well, we just entered cruising attitude and we about to start our snack service that’s When All hell broke loose,A young lady about mid 30’s got up to use the rest room and collapsed in the aisle.

Terrified that she was blocking the snack cart and other passengers would not be able to get their bag of snacks and start a plane wide riot one flight attendant dragged her Lifeless body to the very rear of the plane. A call was made over the planes PA system if Their was a doctor on board, sadly there was not. 2 friends who were sucking down animal crackers as a provided snack heard the call and knew they were the right men for the job. One named ” OZ’ A Nyc Medic and Smithy a nyc Firefighter friends for years jumped in to help. Upset For the fact they had to throw the snacks out but still eager to help the team started CPR.

All Planes now have AED’s Or smart De-Fib units, once placed on the victim it does all the work for you, no buttons need to be touched other than the on button. No one has ever used one of these inflight so the team was unsure but went ahead anyway. We now know the effects of mid-air De-fibbing, the computers GPS System goes nuts. The plane ended up landing in Iran, even though the GPS said it was LasVegas. The female was actually transported to a local hospital where doctors reported that her heart was restarted by the 2 hero’s onboard the plane and actually walked out of the hospital 1 week later with no side effects from her Cardiac related Event. So that’s where our story should end ,right?? NOPE!!

The Surviving Female victim is now suing the world. Her lawyer has Filled a 80 million dollar lawsuit against the Airline for being stranded in a foreign country. She is also suing the 2 men that doctors say saved her life for 300 million, she now claims to be scared of flying specifically of having her chest pushed on during flying. Also it was discovered in the hospital that one of her ribs had a Slight fracture on it from “good CPR”. Also another 500 million dollar lawsuit against the Airline for allowing First responders to fly with them by performing CPR on her causing her rib fracture and fear of flying now. Had there been no first responders trained in CPR she would not be scared of flying or suffered a rib fracture.

Also the Airline is also suing the 2 First responders and their agency’s that taught them CPR. A airline spokes person stated ” when they De-fibbed her our GPS unit blew out, this is not your garmin that you suction cup to the planes front windshield, its a 200 million dollar unit”. Also the shocked cause the planes in flight TV system to become frozen on a kids show called Barney and while ” He Loves you” the rest of the planes passengers do not love him and deserve to be compensated for being forced to watch him for hours without being able to turn the system off or change the channel!

The airline released new rules effective Right away, No one trained in CPR at all allowed on any flights until further notice and this whole mess of a lawsuit is over. That’s right now when they ask your name and date of birth on the airlines website a new question is ” are you trained in CPR”? If the answer is yes, you are automatically refused booking. So as of now it really does seem like ‘ No Hero’s allowed”