FBI admits that local PD solved case and they steal the glory

A disgruntled FBI employee forced to work without pay during this government shutdown has revealed an interesting fact. In five years at the FBI he has never once solved a case. He also has never seen any of his co-workers solve a case.

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1 FBI agent with 5 cops.

The whistle blower has come forward exclusively to CallTheCops. He tells us that administration at the FBI is pushing them daily to find cases the FBI can take credit for.

“FBI should stand for Fumbling Bumbling Idiots. Because that is half of what my co-workers are. Seriously I work in an office filled with accounts and computer nerds. They could not conduct an investigation if they tried.”

This FBI whistle blower explains he too has an accounting degree and worked as a CPA for a short time out of college. The big difference is that before college he joined the US Marine Corps. During college his unit was deployed to Iraq twice.

“When I got out of college I took a job at a fortune 500 company. The pay was great but the work was dull. After two tours in Iraq I needed a higher speed career. Watching Netflix one night I caught a movie about FBI agents. Next thing I know it is Sunday night and I had spent all weekend watching movies about FBI. These movies were all action and the kinds of excitement I was yearning for in my life.”

The agent went on to explain how on Monday when at work he filled out his application to become an FBI agent. A few months later he started at the FBI academy. Now five years later he is dreading that weekend.

“I wish I would have seen some police movies that weekend. I think that being on local PD would be a much better fit for me. The media make the FBI out to be the best. I tell you what I would take one city cop over a dozen FBI special agents any day.”

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