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Last week we reported that 60% of badge bunnies had the antibiotic resistant strain of Gonorrhea. Sources at the Department of Homeland Security report this out break is an Al Qaeda sneak attack on US first responders.
Badge Bunnies, be careful!
“The CIA had been intercepting all kinds of communications talking about ‘fungal cats’. They just could not figure out what Al Qaeda could be talking about. Then after someone for the intelligence community shared the story about STD ridden badge bunnies, pieces of the puzzle started to fall into place.”
Then the CIA suddenly realized the ‘fungal’ had to do with the infection, and ‘cats’ was a euphemism for the female anatomy. Once the CIA made that connection they were able to make sense of a number of alerts that previously had dumbfounded them.
Earlier in the year the CIA tracked a number of suspected Al Qaeda operatives who traveled to Asia and Africa to cities notorious for prostitution. At the same time Al Qaeda seemed to be doing heavy recruitment of females. Later the men who had been tracked and these newer female recruits all converged on European cities.
Our DHS contact told us. “The CIA tracks all these people to Europe and then they all vanish. The assumption was there was an imminent attack in Europe, most likely in a red light district. But the attack never happened and these operatives have not been seen in months. Until about a week ago when the CDC started looking into antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea.”
It seems as soon as the CDC started putting names into their database a few red flags popped up on CIA computers. The suspected female Al Qaeda recruits were in a variety of major US cities. They were also identified as Badge Bunnies carrying this nasty strain of gonorrhea.
Quickly these girls were rounded up and taken to an undisclosed location for interrogations. According to our source these women were fast to talk. Being newer to Al Qaeda they had not been fully indoctrinated to the terrorist mindset.
“They vanished from Europe by getting on a private yacht. The yacht took a few weeks to get to the US. During that time the girls trained for the mission. What they called training; I think we would call partying. They watched adult movies, engaged in every conceivable sexual activity, and worked on social drinking skills. By the time they hit the US they were ready to rock the worlds of many first responders.”
With the interrogations ongoing our source was not willing to provide any more details on the overall Al Qaeda plan. We will update as soon as more details are able to be revealed.
