Police News

Chicago hospitals have been dealing with a sudden onslaught of cryptosporidium cases that have been linked to bad heroin.

We have all heard of bizarre 911 calls however Linda Allred had no idea what she was in for when she arrived to her 911 dispatch job on July 24th.

Sources close to the conspiracy to turn the US into a police state controlled by an emperor report that plans have been delayed, again.

This week it was announced that Texas Governor Rick Perry was going to call upon the National Guard to stop the influx of illegal immigrants. Texas Sheriffs have questioned the wisdom of this plan.

Several housewives in the gated community Sunrise Peak have assembled a group they are calling Affluent Mothers Against Suicide and set their sights on putting an end to Man Crush Monday or #MCM on social media

Yesterday it was announced that members of the violent street gang known as Bloods intend on hunting NJ police. In response Bloods main rival Crips have pledged an allegiance to NJ Police forces

Wealthy Jacques Littlefield collected many vintage military vehicles including a Panther tank, several M4 Sherman tanks and a SS-1 Scud launcher.

Lou McKellar hates the police. He posts every anti police story, meme and blog link he can to his Facebook page. But the truth is Lou has never interacted with a police officer, ever.

A viral Internet photo has caused the US Parks Service to initiate an investigation for cruelty to animals involving director Steven Spielberg. The photo depicts Spielberg sitting next to a dead triceratops prop from the movie Jurassic Park

Officer Rick Mingo was injured yesterday night in what is being described as an unfortunate bathroom accident. The young officer had been chosen to provide a random pee sample for drug testing purposes.