Man who hates police admits he has never met a cop… ever

Lou McKellar hates the police. He posts every anti police story, meme and blog link he can to his Facebook page. But the truth is Lou has never interacted with a police officer, ever.

Working in his cubical in customer service call center for a Medical Insurance company Lou spends his days trolling pro police sites. His call center job is so mindless he can talk to callers while typing on his personal laptop that he brings in with him.

Co-workers often times notice what he is doing. But few truly care as many of them also are on personal laptops playing games or surfing the web.

Last week Wendy Thompson, a new hire in training, asked Lou why he hates the cops so much. Wendy tells CallTheCops “I assumed the guy had been arrested a bunch of times. My first impression of Lou was that he was some bad ass forced to work in the call center as part of his parole. Turns out he is just a loser who like to troll to feel powerful.”

Lou told Wendy he hates the police because they are an oppressive group that wrecks the lives of normal people. When she asked if the police had wrecked his life, Lou said no.

“He told me he has never so much as gotten a parking ticket. I asked him point blank why someone who has never talked to a cop could hate the cops so much. He just repeated his line about police being oppressors.”

When we reached out to Lou he told us a story about his cousin being arrested.

“Bunch of cops busted my cousin for growing and dealing pot. Problem was that my cousin did not know what it was he was growing. His buddy Dave gave him some seeds. My cousin had no clue what these seeds were. But the cops entrapped him anyhow. Now he is a felon who can’t vote or own a gun just because he was growing 500 plants.”

Our reporter tried to point out the unlikelihood that someone would plant 500 seeds for unknown plants. Ultimately we decided to just leave.