Police News

Sources inside the US Secret Service tell CallTheCops that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is being asked to head the agency. After demoralizing mistakes in Presidential security the USSS sees a need for an inspirational leader.

Chief Raymond Nitschke from the the city of Hornungberg police department had choice words for anti police protesters. The issue at hand was Hornungberg getting surplus military equipment.

Today the Obama administration made an surprise announcement. All the free, or low cost, military equipment police received from the Department of Defense will be returned immediately

In the wake of multiple incidents of police violence President Obama has taken steps to prevent future issues with the use of body cameras

Murilega Police made a startling discovery overnight when booking an arrestee. Their mug shot database has been hacked and all the photos replaced with LOL Cat Meme photos.

In what the ATF called operation “D-Day”, agents made a daring late night raid on EAA grounds to confiscate all the civilian owned WWII military planes.

Pick up any police magazine, go to any police web page, the predominate images will be SWAT teams. This so called “Tactical Porn” is brining an end to police professionalism and heralding in police militarization.

Chief Jeffery Prudam is making waves in his department with a sweeping new policy that outlines so called “Conduct unbecoming and officer”. Much of this conduct he says skimpy outfits worn to work out.

On Wednesday deputies in Wynn County were dispatched to a man walking along the waterfront park acting suspiciously. The reporting party said the subject was walking up to various places in the park holding his cell phone mumbling

Sick of hearing officer’s complain about being passed over for promotion Chief Chris Blair has created a new system for moving up the ranks. Inspired by video games