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Chief Johnson of the Conquasso police department says citizens complains against officers are down to record lows. Yet at the same time officers are achieving a record level of productivity. According to rumors the reason stems back to an officer selling adult novelty items as a secondary income.
A Pure Romance display
“It was this amazing women’s only event. We had wine, talked about our love life, and also talked about adult toys. There was nothing torrid going on, it was all just girl talk. But then suddenly everyone was ordering toys and gels, and creams, and well anything that adds spice to a love life. My husband is a cop, so I hang out with a bunch of Police Wives. I knew they would all love a party like that, so I signed up as a distributor that night.”
In the weeks after becoming a distributor Emma says she held multiple mixers like the one she had been to. “I think every police wife, girlfriend and every female officer on our department came to a party. Many have been to multiple parties. The fire wives are starting to show up also.”
Emma would not disclose what items are all being sold. But she did hint that hint that everyone is having LOTS of fun at home. Meaning officers are coming into work very happy and somewhat carefree.
Chief Johnson tells us. “I don’t want to assume what my people are doing on their own time. But do most of the guys sure seem to have an extra spring in their step lately. They also seem calmer so are less likely to use force. If this is thanks to Officer Winkie or not I can’t say.”
Rumor has it that chief’s from neighboring departments have been asking Officer Winkie to host parties in their jurisdictions. Make sure to check back with us to find out if other cities see the same results.
