FDNY Smoke Eaters Suspended after prank

Three NYC Firefighters have been placed on administrative leave after a gag gone wrong. It all started when their Captain put in a Order request form. The FDNY always sends a chief to make sure no one is over ordering or ordering items that are not needed to help protect the budget.

Limo fire truck

Inside the Limo Fire Truck

The Captain ordeedr about $300.00 worth of new spare parts and replacement Bulbs for the Emergency Lights on the company’s pride their fire truck “Betsy”. The 2 Star Chief stopped by and agreed the parts and new bulbs were indeed Needed. That’s when the three, now suspended, firefighters went to work.

One of the members pretended To receive a call from headquarters telling the 2 star chief his sons school called and that his son had flu like symptoms and the school was sending him home. The chief quickly signed the order form approving it and asked them to fax it over to headquarters.

Suddenly the 3 were all smiles. They held paper gold in their hands. A chiefs Signature on a approved ordering form for the FDNY and anything could be added without someone taking notice. The 3 sat around the Fire house table for an hour trying to figure out what to order, new pots and pans? A New Couch, stove? The possibilities were endless!

That’s when Normal thinking went out the window. Dreaming pushed the 3 to fill out some new items on the signed ordering form and fax it over to HQ. A Order that was guaranteed to raise eyebrows.

Within a few days, four separate Construction crews showed up at the Fire house door. First off the third floor needed a rehab anyway, but with a Olympic sized pool? Maybe not, but the first crew was there to put it in anyway. The Others rehabbed the bunk rooms, Kitchen and bathrooms. Every fire house should have a 22 person Jacuzzi in the bathroom, a 17 burner stove and 34 sleep number beds! Not to mention the other stuff ordered from local company’s.

7 Jet ski’s
4 pool tables
7 real pinball machines
3 casino style slot machines
4 real arcade games
1 company rescue yacht with helicopter landing pad
1 helicopter that matches the yacht

Someone even order a litter of Dalmatian puppy’s.

The last Item?

A super, super, super stretched fire truck limo. It was then that the alarm went off at FDNY headquarters. Once the Total bill arrived, totaling more than $34 million.

We will have to wait to see how this turn out. If you ever wanted to see and ride on a super, super, super stretched Fire Truck limo now’s your chance as the Dept. is trying to raise money to pay the bill with $25 dollar rides.

About PJ Jenkins

Called a genius from birth and able to complete hard calculus in the 2nd grade, oh wait that's Einstein. Our guy PJ Jenkins is a Heroic NYC first responder from the year 2345, he secretly stole a time travel machine and traveled back to this time. The only place where his stories were funny. It seems no one has a sense of humor in the future he comes from or he's just not as funny as he thinks he is. Nick named sloth caused of his resemblance from the cute character from the goonies. PJ Jenkins enjoys making people laugh, running after the ice cream truck and his 4 followers on this site. We hope you enjoy his stories meant to put a smile on everyone's face. He was quoted as saying " if one person smiles, I've done my job but if 2 people smile its a friggin miracle"!