Nyc Mayor and NYPD commissioner set to release new program to offset Stop and frisk

Just weeks after a federal judge ordered the NYPD to end the stop and frisk program, a new “nicer” approach will be unveiled Monday morning. A high ranking confidential source within the NYPD has confirmed the details and even the pilot programs new name. A spike in crime has prompted the Nypd to adopt this new program and be proactive.

The new program with be named “Kindly please come here and let us give you high five’s all over your body”. If agreed upon by the intended recipient the civilian will be given 14 minutes to read a 132 page bill of one’s rights and have to sign in 7 places and initial in 3, also the newest set of police recruits will now be trained and given notary publics licensing.

John Smith here on vacation with his family from Iowa agrees and likes the idea of unarmed NYC Residents, “ I like knowing only the cops and himself are armed, he then showed us his carry permit”. A big supporter of the new bill was Mr. Ray Kelly top brass to the NYPD; he agrees that if he has any chance of running for mayor in 4 years he has to keep crime low, but not everyone was a big fan of the new policy.

Supporters close to Al Sharpton made it clear they will fight this in court to the top, Everyone has the right to walk the streets and not fear police harassment regardless if they are a law abiding citizen or just killed a family of 6, its their constitutional right! We will have to wait till Monday to see the real reactions of the city. Mayor Bloomberg could not be reached for comment as he was on vacation in the keys at the time of publishing.