Phoenix Police assign officer to ensure New England Patriots don’t deflate Katy Perry’s breasts

In the wake of the New England Patriots being accused of deflating footballs the Phoenix police department will not take any chances with the Super Bowl half time show staring Katy Perry. One officer will spend his full day making sure the Patriots can’t deflate Katy Perry’s boobs.


The NFL said we had to do a super bowl story.

I just posted this so I won’t get fined.

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