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Man in 4×4 applaud to get cited for “Too Fast for Conditions” after crash

4x4 truck

Seth Varick is very proud of his brand new Silverado 2500HD Z71. This weekend after freezing rain hit, Varick was in a minor collision where he rear-ended another driver. Officers cited Varick and he now is upset because his 4x4 is built for the winter weather conditions.

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NYPD Chief’s Sarcasm leads to Million dollar budget SNAFU

NYPD

A NYC Police chief is in hot water after joking around and being Sarcastic when placing a fleet order. Problem is the call taker had no idea it was sarcasm and went ahead with the order inflated order.

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Criminal justice student upset he was arrested, “cops don’t arrest one of their own”

Underage drinking

Nineteen year old Colin Mauren, is upset that officers from the Peenbrook Police Department arrested him over night. The sophomore, Criminal Justice major at Peenbrook college feels the cops did not live up to “The code of the blue line”.

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City Manager denies OT pay for firefighters on fire scene due to lack of preapproval

Strip Mall Fire

Firefighters from the town of Brewnall are upset over the fact they will not be paid for multiple hours of overtime. The issue stems from a new city policy that states all overtime must be approved by the City Manager before the overtime occurs

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University study, 98% of cops never were bullied as kids

Cop

Arrestees often times accuse police officer of having been the victims of bullying in high school. The common assumption is that people seek out a career in police work to get back at the people who bullied them

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Disney orders a stop to development of prototype fire helmet

Darth Vader Fire Helmet

Munch Leatherworks has been in the development of a new generation of fire helmet for almost 3 years. But all that work may be for nothing as Disney claims the helmet infringes on a copyright they own.

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Firefighters depressed over loss of favorite Chili recipe

Chili

With frigid sub zero temperatures for the second day in a row the Firefighters on B shift decided to make a pot of Chili. Problem is the recipe for their favorite version of chili has gone missing.

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FDNY To In Shape FireFighters, “GET FAT OR LOSE YOUR JOB”!

Fit Firemen

Firefighters with low body fat percentages are passing out due to dehydration. So FDNY doctors are ordering the crews to put on some weight.

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Arrest warrant issued for Al Gore for theft of Nobel Prize

Al Gore

Al Gore won a Nobel Prize for his work on bringing attention to global warming with the documentary film An Inconvenient Truth. With temperatures at record lows across the US the Inconvenient truth is that it is deathly cold out, ...

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A Look Back at the years Best First responders excuses to get out of work for 2013.

top 10

Top 10 list of dumb reasons why police, fire and EMS called in to get out of working a shift.

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