High School student can’t wait to become a cop to exact his revenge on bullies

Eighteen-year-old Green Lake senior Dan Rice is excited for graduation in a few weeks. In his mind once he is out of high school local bullies will no longer torment him. Especially seeing how in the fall Rice will start his criminal justice degree at Green Lake Community College.

BullyRice tells CallTheCops that being a police officer is a life long dream of his. He added that to be able to get back at bullies makes becoming a cop all the better.

“I don’t play football or baseball so all the guys think I am some wimp. But the truth is I am guild leader for my Call Of Duty clan. I am consistently ranked in the top 200 of all Xbox live players for COD.”

According to Rice many of the jocks who bug him are heading off to big name schools to play sports.

“We all know none of them will make it to become professional athletes. They will just end up back here in Green Lake. Yeah they will have nice jobs like bank manager, or take over the business their parents own. But they will have become the losers. I will be a cop and will be able to pull them over anytime I want.”

Rice seems to believe that all cops were once the victims of bullies. According to him cops take the job as a way to “even the score” once the jocks become lazy middle class losers.

This reporter felt obligated to point out that given his attitude, Dan was unlikely to be hired by a police department. His response was…

“I have read many online accounts of people saying cops were once bullied and now have a badge to bully back. If it is posted online it has to be true.”

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