That Damn Part Timer Is Doing That Thing Again

Sources confirmed that Andrew Mason, a part timer at National Medical Response, one of the largest EMS providers in the country, is doing that damn thing again. Although his fellow coworkers has spoken out about it several times, management has yet to take any action against him. 

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“I don’t get what the big deal is,” Mason said. “It’s not like I’m hurting anyone.”

“This little shit is really messing things up for everyone else!” Reported Jimmy Perez, a full timer at the company.

Mason has reportedly worked 108 hours this week, and has acknowledged that he has blown off several plans with friends and even neglected to feed his goldfish for 2 days straight.

“The only way to make money in EMS is with a lot of hours,” Mason shrugged, “and I need the money to pay for school.”

Multiple sources have reported that Mason has been abusing a system that assigns open shifts to part timers before it assigns them to full timers. The system was designed to keep overtime costs at a minimum, but corporate obviously didn’t anticipate having an evil genius take advantage of it.

“He works all the damn time!” Complained Perez, “He’s even working today! It’s really messing up my paycheck, that shift should belong to me! Well I’m already working today, but if I wasn’t it should belong to me!”

“I don’t get what the deal is,” that vile bastard Mason stated, “they don’t have shifts set aside for part timers. Every shift I pick up is one that a full timer didn’t want or couldn’t work. And if I didn’t get it one of the other 50 part timers would have.”

When asked if he had plans to go to full time status, Mason quickly replied “oh hell no. They’ll cut my hours!”

About Ricky RazQue

Ricky RazQue was an undercover PETA agent sent into the field of EMS to observe and report on animal cruelty. Unfortunately, after having to kill the HIPPA HIPPO in self defense, Ricky was removed from PETA, leaving him to fend for himself in the ambulances