Congress finally figures out Gun Control bill that might work

This issue of gun control is at an all time high. The nation is divided. Half want gun control and half are adamant about the 2nd Amendment right to bear arms. Congress has been stuck in the middle powerless… until now.

Gun Control

Gun Control Bill in the Works

During many multiple backroom sessions and secret meetings congress is set to bring a new gun control law forward any day now. The bill is the culmination of work between both the judiciary committee and the science & technology committee.

HR-1138 AKA “The Logan & Walker Gun Control Act For Our Kids Futures” is set to be pushed forward next week. Rumor has it this Bill has the backing of both Republicans and Democrats as a surefire way to achieve gun control that all Americans will accept.

Sponsors Theodore Logan and Maxwell Walker see the use of technology as the only way to solve the gun control issue. Congressman Walker, an ex-DC Police Officer, says he has the background to know this plan will work.

“As a police officer I saw what guns do on a daily basis, so part of me wants to take away all the guns. I also swore an oath to the Constitution so I can’t say lets take away all the guns. Many gun owners are very loyal to this country and to our Constitution. So the only way to control guns is to re-write the Constitution, before it was enacted.”

Yes you read that quote right. HR-1138 is bill proposing to pull science funds away from unimportant endeavors, like putting people into space, to funnel them into developing time travel. Congressman Walker explains further.

“Our brightest minds tell us if we channel enough monies and resources we could develop time travel in under five years. Likely it would be a one-way trip, but that is the risk in saving our future. Once we have the technology we will send a small team back to visit the founding fathers and help to reshape how the second amendment is written.”

Transcripts from various closed-door judiciary committee meetings show that nearly every other idea for gun control has been explored. Every idea though seemed doomed due to possible of civil war, or the reality of so many loopholes to the law, said law would be useless. So the only logical step is to get rid of the right to own guns, before that right was even written.

No word from the White House has been released as to the President’s feelings about this bill.

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