Author Archives: PJ Jenkins

Called a genius from birth and able to complete hard calculus in the 2nd grade, oh wait that's Einstein. Our guy PJ Jenkins is a Heroic NYC first responder from the year 2345, he secretly stole a time travel machine and traveled back to this time. The only place where his stories were funny. It seems no one has a sense of humor in the future he comes from or he's just not as funny as he thinks he is. Nick named sloth caused of his resemblance from the cute character from the goonies. PJ Jenkins enjoys making people laugh, running after the ice cream truck and his 4 followers on this site. We hope you enjoy his stories meant to put a smile on everyone's face. He was quoted as saying " if one person smiles, I've done my job but if 2 people smile its a friggin miracle"!

New York 911 now has Rewards Program.

FDNY Dispatch

While other states are taking a stance to stop 911 abuse by giving fines and arresting abusers, New York is trying something else. New York is now rewarding abusers with dinners, free theater tickets, to encourage 911 calls as a source of revenue.

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Famous Actor Arrested in serial forest fires

Smoky the bear

Anyone paying attention to the rash of forest fires this year will tell you that they seem to be up. Statistics show forest fire were up 68% last year and 73% this year alone. Investigators knowing the numbers don’t lie, ...

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Houston, We Have A Problem!

ISS

A confidential source contacted us this week with a bizarre story. As we all know astronaut’s aboard the international space station actions are broadcast live 24/7 on NASA TV . There also is a secret more private channel aboard the ...

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FDNY Smoke Eaters Suspended after prank

Limo fire truck

Three NYC Firefighters have been placed on administrative leave after a gag gone wrong. It all started when their Captain put in a Order request form. The FDNY always sends a chief to make sure no one is over ordering ...

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